Weight Watchers coach
my weight watcher coach lauri is fabulous and she has lost about 86 pounds. she was fat all her life and she is a perfect 6 now!!! …xxoo
View ArticleOn Her Way To Being A Calf
Well, just got back from the gym….I now know for sure that I am a cow. I weigh 129!!!! NEVER before unless pregnant have I been this fat. Well, I guess you have to hit bottom before you go up. I hurt,...
View ArticleFacebook Photos Never Lie
I am very concerned about your health. I am worried that you are not eating properly. Your facebook picture shows you looking very thin. How much do you weigh? Is it below 140? If I put money in your...
View ArticleBig Butt Karma
Backstory: My mother apparently ran into someone who was rather unfriendly to me in High School. Karma I guess. I wanted to tell you last nite, but Dad was on the phone and he would have gotten mad....
View ArticleThat Whale of a Baby
Me: Did you see that 19 pound whale of a baby in the news? Mom: you were almost that big. Me: No, no i wasn’t Mom: You were 10.6, thats almost that 11 Me: The difference being an entire baby’s weight!...
View Articlecake thighs cake thighs cake thighs
Backstory: This was my mom’s R.S.V.P to my wedding. T is my step-dad and R is my brother. Hello honey, Here is our dinner choices for the big event. 2 garlic shrimp (T and R) 1 chicken for me. I also...
View ArticleMaybe the Camera Adds 10 Pounds?
me: started the hair trials for the wedding, here is a pic of the first one. mom: Sweet…kinda… R u putting on a little weight or is the hairstyle doing that????
View ArticleFacing Some Hard Wii Fit Facts
I’m fat. The Wii says I gained 2.5 pounds in the last 3 weeks and that I should lose 12 pounds to be healthy! I bought myself a pair of jeans from Penney’s like the ones you have. I have a muffin top...
View ArticleEngagement Shoes
Backstory: This is the first email I received from my parents after I told them I was engaged. My mom does not use the computer so my dad sends the emails on her behalf… Mom wants to know what your...
View ArticleMy Body Should Ask Permission First
Mom: I’ve been noticing lately that I am having to pull up my pants more. This means one thing, my butt is starting to sag! Me no happy about that!!!!!! Me: hahahaha OR you’ve lost some weight…...
View ArticleDiet Foiled by Autocorrect
Going on major diet tomorrow. Guess what?? Was typing tomorrow and left off the “t” and didn’t get the “m” in and it autocorrected to Oreos!! Woohoo! I am not joking
View ArticleDon’t Worry, I Told Your Ex You’re on Weight Watchers Now
Backstory: My mother recently ran into a guy I dated briefly…… Mom: I saw Fred last night. He’s doing well. I told him you’re doing great. And that you’re on Weight Watchers now. Me: You told him...
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